Total Medals Earned: 10,168 (From 1,349 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,905 Points
Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (230/230 points)
win level1
win level3
win level2
win level4
win game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Blow up the kitchen
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/9 (370/470 points)
combo100
Score100
combo200
Score200
Score800
Score500
combo300
overkill
Score1000
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/55 points)
Successfully finished level 5
Get 1000 Scores
Successfully finished level 10
Get 5000 Scores
Successfully completed the game
Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/55 points)
Start the adventure!
Reunite mother and son by finishing the game
Rescue the boy.
Medals Earned: 24/36 (280/485 points)
Start a new game for the first time.
View the credits for the first time.
Reach South Farstal Plains.
Reach West Farstal Plains.
Reach Fain Canyon Descent.
Wander into a house uninvited.
Win 10 battles.
Win 50 battles.
Win 100 battles.
Talk to your first NPC.
Talk to 10 different NPCs.
Talk to 25 different NPCs.
Use the shop for the first time.
Read your first book.
Read fifteen different books.
Complete your first quest.
Complete all of the quests.
Obtained 100,000 Nerrins.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/235 points)
Jump 10k meters
Collect 100 coins
Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground
Kill 30 enemies
Jump to the Sun