Total Medals Earned: 10,173 (From 1,351 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,935 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/22 (50/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Reach 25x Multiplier
Reach 10x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Reach Level 3
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Reach 50x Multiplier
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Buy an Avatar
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Buy a Skin
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (125/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Choked far too many times on a single run
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/280 points)
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.