Total Medals Earned: 10,191 (From 1,356 different games.) Total Medal Score: 184,040 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (75/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
That's not how Mario did it.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/15 (30/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
I am truly sorry.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
They always lose.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
I think life has a grudge on you.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/390 points)
Beat the 5th level in the Story Mode
Hold 1,000 Triangles all at once
Beat the Boss in the last level
Collect 45 of the 90 special Large Triangles in the game.
Beat all levels on Hard Mode
Upgrade the same item 10 or more times
Get at least one of every type of item
Collect all 90 Large Triangles
Medals Earned: 6/6 (250/250 points)
Put one point into each town perk
Earn 30 coins
Buy all the farmer upgrades
Earn 25 gems
Kill 300 zombies
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 9/12 (160/270 points)
Get bounced up by the robin
Collect the white present
Collect the black present
Submit your score
Be dragged by the stork
Collect the stocking
Play three runs
Become a fan
Collect 250 presents in a run
Reach 5000m with a single elf
Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/445 points)
beat first level
recover burn energy
get an additional life
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
kick 30 bricks in a row
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Complete at least one Legor!
Complete at least 3 Legors!
Complete at least 5 Legors!
Complete at least 8 Legors!
Complete all Legors!